It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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