Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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