I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
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