I must be too annoying 4 u.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I have aggressive nipples.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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