Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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