Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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