In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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