I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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