Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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