Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I think your dad took our porno
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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