Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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