If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Randomize
