so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Bring me that man meat
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