i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
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