the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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