you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
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