Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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