He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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