My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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