i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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