yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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