Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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