rhymes with "ouble enetration"
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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