Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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