that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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