A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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