ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Too much gin, very little bucket
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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