I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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