i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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