There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Randomize
