Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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