I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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