Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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