im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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