Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
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