It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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