can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
He's a Shit stain on my heart
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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