You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
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