I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
