I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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