This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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