he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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