How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I CAN MOONWALK!
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
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