Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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