The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
We have so much sex to catch up on
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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