well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
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