I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
this will be a night to untag.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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