Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
He shit in the fireplace
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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