I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
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