Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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