Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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