Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
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