OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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