South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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