i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I am naked and annoyed.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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