My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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